The résumé of George W. Bush:
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and
is not available.
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat in Vietnam, and instead,
spent my time in the military getting high and getting drunk with my
'buddies', while AWOL. Daddy had my Military records altered, covering up my
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader
and a member of the Skull & Bones society - a 'club' that prepares the
so-called elitist's sons for their role in the New World Order. They worship
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in
Midland, Texas, in 1975.
* I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers
baseball team in a Sweetheart deal that took land using Taxpayer money.
* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including
Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston
replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
* I am currently attempting to turn the security of our East coast ports
over to the Arabs - the same Arabs who at the behest of the CIA and MI6,
conducted the 9/11 acts of terrorism. This is truly one of the most, if not
THE most blatant act of Treason in this country's history.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
* With one sweep of my pen, I signed away the Constitutional and Civil
rights of Americans in a perverse and evil document known, euphemistically,
as the 'Patriot Act'. With this one sweep of my pen I did away with
everything our forefathers fought and died for - and I was AWOL during my
Military service, avoiding the war.
* I invaded and occupied, without provocation, for the first time in this
countries history, the sovereign territory of another Nation - without legal
and thus Constitutional justification - at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week, which is bankrupting our economy.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I
have spent more money, and driven America deeper in debt than any other
President save L.B. Johnson (a Democrate).
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
* Along with my Daddy (Daddy, why can't I just kill Fitzpatrick!!!!) and the
other members of the Bush Crime family, we have systematically been looting
America, stealing money by the millions and sending it to offshore banks.
* I have steadfastly refused to sign Legislation that would stop the export
of our jobs to Foreign countries.
* I have refused to support or sign Legislation that would 'close' the
Southern borders and have instead sponsored (Legislation) that would give
illegal immigrates amnesty.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost
their jobs and that trend continues every month. The Country now stands at
app. 3.5 million jobs LOST since I took office.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
* I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.
* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud
in U.S. history, Enron. Kenneth Lay has stolen app. $200-$300 Million
dollars from Enron, it's employees and stockholders. Vice-President Dick
Cheney was one of his partners in this crime. My Vice-President has also
been named as a conspirator in several other Corporate fraud investigations
where literally hundreds of millions of dollars have been stolen from
investors and employees - and I've gone to great lengths to assist him in
covering his crimes up and keeping them out of the Press. We bullied, bribed
and threatened every potential witness into silence, thus far. My Vice-
President is also a sexual sadist, having been named as one of the prominent
perpetrators in the 'Franklin Cover-Up' in Omaha, Nebraska during the late
1970's and 80's. Several of the women he sexually tourted, savaged,
mutilated and beat are now prepared to come forward and give testimony if
their safety, and very lives can be guaranteed, something the Government has
not been able to do. Yet I keep the Vice-President on, supporting him in his
* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to
assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica
Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest
corporate rip-offs in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President
in U.S. history.
* I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in
the history of the United States government whose sole intent is to
unconstitutionally and therefore illegally spy on, track and record the
activities of American citizens.
* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees
and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S.election).
* I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year
period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over
the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind.
* I am the first President in U.S. in history to order an unprovoked,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation.
I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S.
citizens, and the world community.
* I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in
duty benefits for active duty troops and their families-in wartime. And I
was AWOL during my Military service...........
* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. I continue to lie
about this today.
* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to World peace and security.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic]
* I claim to be a 'Christian' - what I really am is a 66th degree Freemason,
and therefore a Satanist. I have deceived millions of deaf, dumb and blind
Americans into believing (I am a Christian). God has a special surprise for
me, one day..!
* I snort coke, drink alcoholically and take valium on an almost daily
basis. My wife is thoroughly disgusted with my behavior and we've many a
screaming match late at night. She would divorce me but for the position I,
at least in theory, hold. And my family would have her killed for it.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public review.